Monday, October 31, 2005

Couple of drink recipes

From the awesome Mr. Jeffery Rowlands, the Abu Gharaib.

First you mix equal parts scotch and vodka...
Then I attach jumper cables to your testicles.

Next, the Jackie-O, from one of my favorite bands ever,  Rusted Shut.

Many of you have been raving about the "Jackie-O", a legendary
aperitif and emetic that we served way back in the day at Chez
Imbecile. It is certainly one of Don's favourites.
So here I share with you a fail-safe recipe for same:

1. In a pint glass, add 4 ounces or full shots of Stolichnaya Russian
Vodka. If you're me, or it's the day after you paid the rent, or if
you're Domokos and you just don't know any better, substitute Taaka
vodka---it goes for about $7.99 per 1.75 litre bottle at Spec's.

2. Throw in some ice: three or four cubes should suffice.

3. Add 6 ounces of Mogen David MD 20/20. The RED one. Tuesday was a
good year.

4. Stir with a knife or ice pick, or, I don't care, a claw hammer.
Now is as good a time as any to be cussing your ex girl/boy fiend's
guts out under your breath.

5. Bottoms up!

After three or four of these babies, you might want to refer back to
the recipe, if you can find it. Or try to figure out where it is that
you live. And your clothing will likely begin to resemble the Chanel
suit worn by Jacqueline Kennedy on the afternoon and evening of
November 22, 1963.Important historical reference makes this drink a
festive American holiday tradition around Thanksgiving time.

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